Candy for Breakfast is about funny feelings, weird careers, making art, American history, and how to be alive. It’s delivered intermittently, usually once or twice a month.
Some representative pieces:
The False Promise of Understanding Yourself: Why more self-knowledge isn’t always better.
Some Quick Tips on Finding Love: Practical and impractical advice from my hard-earned experience.
Sorry I Forgot to Enjoy Myself, I Was Too Busy Eating Glass: The hard thing about constantly saying you’re doing hard things.
Having a Kid Is Already Fucking Me Up and He Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet: The only essay you’ll ever read about parenthood that compares it to fucking a sheep.
JFK Assassination Conspiracy Theories, Reviewed: My 8,000-word deep dive into the JFK assassination. More fun that it sounds!
Drugs Should Be Illegal Because Buying Them in Stores Is Lame: The title says it all, really.
