Closing Time

Living forever, or maybe not.

Nov 15

19

2

August 2025

Popular Writing Advice That's Actually Bad

Tell don't show, write what you don't know, and let those darlings live.

Aug 21

29

4

Drugs Should Be Illegal Because Buying Them in Stores Is Lame

We traded rebellion for retail and now everything is worse.

Aug 3

51

9

June 2025

Sketches from Parenthood, Months 2–6

Parenthood fears and the true meaning of commitment. Also, the time DMB's tour bus dumped 800 pounds of poop onto an open-top boat.

Jun 17

19

2

May 2025

Things I Learned from The Idea Factory

Fun facts about Bell Labs, midcentury American businesses, and the device formerly known as "stimulated emission."

May 21

16

April 2025

Missionary Impossible

Ross Douthat tries and fails to turn me religious

Apr 4

11

March 2025

A Few of My More Humiliating First Date Mishaps

100% true stories from my single days.

Mar 12

21

2

February 2025

God Bites Man

How I kinda, sorta, maybe stopped being an atheist

Feb 21

25

2

January 2025

Another Twelve Months I’ll Never Get Back

2024 in review and “resolutions” for 2025

Jan 3

36

4

December 2024

Sketches from Parenthood, Days 1–30

Hello from the other side.

Dec 28, 2024

31

2

The Best (Or Maybe Just Most Top of Mind) Things I Read in 2024

Various arrangements of words that stuck with me this year.

Dec 5, 2024

16

2

November 2024

What I've Been Reading About the Election

Some links

Nov 7, 2024

27

2