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Sketches from Parenthood, Months 2–6
Parenthood fears and the true meaning of commitment. Also, the time DMB's tour bus dumped 800 pounds of poop onto an open-top boat.
Jun 17
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Things I Learned from The Idea Factory
Fun facts about Bell Labs, midcentury American businesses, and the device formerly known as "stimulated emission."
May 21
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Missionary Impossible
Ross Douthat tries and fails to turn me religious
Apr 4
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Edison Didn't Worry About Being Efficient and Neither Should You
May 1, 2023
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Some Quick Tips on Finding Love
Apr 14, 2024
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Having a Kid Is Already Fucking Me Up and He Hasn't Even Been Born Yet
Oct 27, 2024
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Standing Out, Crafting Hooks, and Accidentally Revealing Everything That’s Wrong With You
Jun 12, 2023
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Another Twelve Months I’ll Never Get Back
Jan 3
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Rave New World
Sep 8, 2024
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A Few of My More Humiliating First Date Mishaps
100% true stories from my single days.
Mar 12
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God Bites Man
How I kinda, sorta, maybe stopped being an atheist
Feb 21
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Another Twelve Months I’ll Never Get Back
2024 in review and “resolutions” for 2025
Jan 3
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Sketches from Parenthood, Days 1–30
Hello from the other side.
Dec 28, 2024
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The Best (Or Maybe Just Most Top of Mind) Things I Read in 2024
Various arrangements of words that stuck with me this year.
Dec 5, 2024
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What I've Been Reading About the Election
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Nov 7, 2024
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Having a Kid Is Already Fucking Me Up and He Hasn't Even Been Born Yet
The only essay you'll ever read about parenthood that compares it to fucking a sheep.
Oct 27, 2024
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